December 2009
Life explained.
A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.
“Not very long,” answered the Mexican.
“But then, why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?” asked the American.
The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet...
Last night, after I thought all of the trick-or-treaters were gone, a boy of about 14 years of age came to my house. He was dressed all in red. Instead of saying ‘trick-or-treat’, he said ‘I’m your period, sorry I’m late.’ He got my last jumbo bag of candy, and he restored all of my faith in his generation. MLIA
reblog if you're not getting wasted tonight
cloudsaredreams:
itstartedoutwithakiss:
kaayleeen:
eyesofthedevil:
kdubbb:
atlanticlungs:
katiekuddles:
sweet-feet:
larasays-:
macythemagicalmarigold:
thardcore:
shoelaaces:
b4mf:
followmeunder:
makethefire:
sarawrx:
(via weneedvices)
Guess who's not having a New Years kiss tonight
infinitebutterflies:
eemmaa:
coffeeandlipstick:
themoonandthewolf:
suicideunderground:babyvhasarrived:
….*raises hand*
What I was like when Tumblr wasn't working
obkstm:
saysomethingclever:
ninaninaninanina:
helloimabigail:
First, I was just drinking some pop then this popped up first I was like then i was like but then i was like . I decided to leave it for a while and then my curiosity got to me, I was like so i decided to log in again and then this showed up, then i was like , and then with a mixture of . I told my brother about it working...
Reblog if you're horny.
My boyfriend's twitter. →
follow him cuz he likes followers. <3
the whole Brittany Murphy thing
willgoesrawr:
ikilledsiriusblack:
becky—:
putyourghosttorest:
Honestly, do you really give a fuck? Sure, it’s a little sad. Sure, if you liked her movies a lot you might be a little more sad than others. But thousands of people are raped and killed and have horrible things done to them every day, but nobody gives a shit about them cause they’re not famous. There are plenty of innocent...
R.I.P Brittany Murphy
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